Somber Tourist Gifts

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Woman painting a man drowning.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'Damned tourists.'

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."