Somber Tourist Prints

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Woman painting a man drowning.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

'Damned tourists.'

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours