Disappointed Tourist Gifts

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Climate change

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

The US election is over.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Endless Summer III"

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'