Disappointed Tourist Mugs

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Climate change

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

The US election is over.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Endless Summer III"

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'