Misunderstood Vacationer Gifts

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Climate change

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

Newton's vacation

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Easter Island.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

'SHOP!!!'

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland