Vacationer’s Lesson Gifts

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

John takes a personivacation.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Death Takes A Time-Share

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Geek Beach

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday