Holiday Misadventurer Gifts

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Back to the Holidays

Hello from the lakes!

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Welcome to Work Life Balance

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Decorating the Christmas Tree

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

'Then I said,if yov've got a good body there's nothing wrong showing it off...now put your your clothes back on vicar!'

Happy Holiday

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

"I hate this time of year..."

Not a happy camper.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

May your Christmas be out of this world!

Christmas windsock.