Traveler's Quirk Gifts

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Introducing Piza Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Injured backpacker.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Climate change

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Distance to horizon varies.

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Flight Socks.