Confused Traveler Pillows

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Injured backpacker.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Stonehenge Books

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Scarecrow Directions

You are not here.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

The great big holiday to-do list.

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."