Misguided Traveler Pillows

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Scarecrow Directions

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'It must be the dead sea.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Hotel Room

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Stonehenge Books

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Are we there yet?!'

You are not here.

Backpacker in the cloud forest

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"How much for just the ring?"

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"This is a picture from I don't know when...this one is from somewhere...I don't remember this at all...Oh, how I love looking at all our memories!"

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

Tourists