Misguided Traveler T-Shirts

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Scarecrow Directions

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'It must be the dead sea.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Hotel Room

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Are we there yet?!'

Stonehenge Books

You are not here.

Backpacker in the cloud forest

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"How much for just the ring?"

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"This is a picture from I don't know when...this one is from somewhere...I don't remember this at all...Oh, how I love looking at all our memories!"

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."