Disoriented Traveler Pillows

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Club Antisocial

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Injured backpacker.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Scarecrow Directions

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Ryanair refunds

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

The great big holiday to-do list.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'