Confused Explorer Pillows

A Plague of 'You are here' signs.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Then what happened?"

Be open to help.

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Invisible Man Kit

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

Drink Me.

Monkey Handshake

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Shipwrecked.

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'How am I doing?'

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

You are here...

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."