Travel Trouble-shooter Pillows

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Injured backpacker.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Till malfunction

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Unsound

"I'm looking for a troubleshooter. No offense, but do you even own a gun?"

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Wringing the Monitor

"This program really isn't user friendly."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Dept. Manager. I think he wants me for a troubleshooter! He told me whenever there's a problem around here he always looks for me.

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

'Politicians are going too far!'

"It's that new troubleshooter you hired, sir -- He got himself in the foot."

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'On behalf of Charter Airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

How to deal with wikileaks

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.