Trouble Shooter Pillows

'Have you checked the trouble-shooting guide?'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Till malfunction

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"I'm looking for a troubleshooter. No offense, but do you even own a gun?"

Wringing the Monitor

Return Of The Flu.

Colonel Bagshot.

"It's that new troubleshooter you hired, sir -- He got himself in the foot."

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Nice Shooting.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."