Trouble Shooter Prints

'Have you checked the trouble-shooting guide?'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Till malfunction

"I'm looking for a troubleshooter. No offense, but do you even own a gun?"

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

Wringing the Monitor

Return Of The Flu.

'Nice Shooting.'

Colonel Bagshot.

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

"It's that new troubleshooter you hired, sir -- He got himself in the foot."

Dept. Manager. I think he wants me for a troubleshooter! He told me whenever there's a problem around here he always looks for me.

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

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