Silly Shooter Pillows

'Well we never did get a flu shot.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Get crazy once in a while

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'You better have a hunting license.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

Return Of The Flu.

Colonel Bagshot.

'Nice Shooting.'

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

Duck Tape.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Gag pitchforks.

'See? I ain't wearing a wire. Now, answer the question.'

"Here at Mario's we believe in calling a spade a spade."

Shooting Leaves

'Have you checked the trouble-shooting guide?'

Think globally, act silly!

"I like it, no fancy advertising"

Pee Fight.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'I can't seem to get any 'zip' on my arrows!'