Lucky Shooter Pillows

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'And right here they merged...'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Tombola Winner

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Good Luck

Bob Smith: Asking For It

Colonel Bagshot.

Golfer Snooker.

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

If his I.Q. is based on guessing the right answers, perhaps we could assume he'll go through life being a remarkably successful guesser.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Raining Horseshoes

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'