Lucky Shooter Pillows

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'And right here they merged...'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Good Luck

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

Colonel Bagshot.

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Golfer Snooker.

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

Raining Horseshoes

If his I.Q. is based on guessing the right answers, perhaps we could assume he'll go through life being a remarkably successful guesser.

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...