Lucky Guesser Pillows

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

If his I.Q. is based on guessing the right answers, perhaps we could assume he'll go through life being a remarkably successful guesser.

Each Way Bet

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'And right here they merged...'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Tombola Winner

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'This good fortune is a result of exceptionally good judgement and management, or plain old good luck.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

An affair to remember.

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Gonna Suck

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

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