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'Well we never did get a flu shot.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Get crazy once in a while

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'You better have a hunting license.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

Return Of The Flu.

Colonel Bagshot.

'Nice Shooting.'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Duck Tape.

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Gag pitchforks.

'See? I ain't wearing a wire. Now, answer the question.'

Shooting Leaves

"Here at Mario's we believe in calling a spade a spade."

'Have you checked the trouble-shooting guide?'

Pee Fight.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Think globally, act silly!

"I like it, no fancy advertising"