Accident Story Collector Pillows

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'This is your lucky day!'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Seagulls landing

"It's a Plodcast!"

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Policing's not what it was..."

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

Car crashed into warning sign

Stolen Crime Books.

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Three Little Pigs Insurance Scam.

Caught with a smoking gun.

'I did it at the skill centre'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Golfing Accident

"I spilled my drink on my laptop, now it won't work. I'm hoping there's a statute of limitations that will get me out of being punished."

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Blowing your nose musically.