Accident Story Lover Pillows

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

The hall of bad ideas.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Um...Dr. Daly, I think there's something wrong with the MRI.'

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Blowing your nose musically.

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."