Accident Story Lover Pillows

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

The hall of bad ideas.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

Blowing your nose musically.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'Magic and culinary.'

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"