Golf Mishap Fan Gifts

Women Golfers.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Watch your language.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Discus accidents.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Neanderthal Golf.

Submarine emerges on top of building

'You look a little below par. I hope you haven't caught 'birdie flu'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Replace divots'

Golfing Accident

This sucks

Fore

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

"It's not that I'm unappreciative, but I wouldn't mind holing in two occationally."

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.

Bah Humbug!

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

Dessert Golf

Trump's Tweets

Golfer looking at golf hole with mailbox.

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

Tennis player lands on the net.

Cut to pieces.

'For goodness sake if you can't be happy at least be happy for the garden!'

3 pictures 1)golfer swinging 2) ball hits tree and hits golfer 3) golfer calls out "Fore!"

Golf Tourney. Spectators in the front row get hit more often. It's the fore-ground.