Golfer Gone Wrong Gifts

Hole in forty-seven.

"At least my putting has improved."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Watch your language.

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Golfing Accident

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

Man pelted with golf balls.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Bah Humbug!

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

For sale - used only once.

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.

'Call my chiropractor!'

Missing Ball.

"I'm very glad you found a relaxing activity to enjoy during your retirement."

Keep calm, play golf.