Confused Golfer Gifts

Missing Ball.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

"At least my putting has improved."

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

Golf Crime Scene.

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

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When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

Golfing Accident

The 19th hole

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Guru to guru playing golf: 'I don't think you're cut out for this life'.

"I said to make a left at the fourteenth green!!"

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.