Golfer Gone Wrong Prints

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Hole in forty-seven.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"At least my putting has improved."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Watch your language.

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Golfing Accident

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

Bah Humbug!

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Man pelted with golf balls.

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

For sale - used only once.

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

"That's not a divot so much as a major geological event."

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.

'Call my chiropractor!'

Keep calm, play golf.

Missing Ball.