Golfing Mishaps Prints

Bah Humbug!

The Golfing Accident

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Hole in forty-seven.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"At least my putting has improved."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Watch your language.

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

Golfing Accident

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

Man pelted with golf balls.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.

Women Golfers.

3 pictures 1)golfer swinging 2) ball hits tree and hits golfer 3) golfer calls out "Fore!"

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

You'll knock 'em dead at that outdoor sports event this weekend.

"And then there's timing."