Accident Prone Golf Lover Gifts

3 pictures 1)golfer swinging 2) ball hits tree and hits golfer 3) golfer calls out "Fore!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Golf is Life (his).'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."