Golf Mishap Enthusiasts Gifts

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Free Range Golfers

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Hole in forty-seven.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Skunk dreaming.

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golfer couple just married

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Sink the putt or else!

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

'Hey, replace your divot.'

Watch your language.

Divining Oil