Golf Mishap Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Free Range Golfers

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Hole in forty-seven.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Skunk dreaming.

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Golfer couple just married

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

Sink the putt or else!

Watch your language.

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

Divining Oil

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

'Human resources? This firm is totally lacking in ingenuity. Hire some ingenues at once.'