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'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I'll need a three iron."

Discus accidents.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Golfer on Football Pitch

This sucks

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."