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'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I'll need a three iron."

Discus accidents.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

This sucks

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Golfer on Football Pitch

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

The Dangers of Snooker.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."