Sports Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

The Rugby Throw Up.

Discus accidents.

"I'll need a three iron."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

This sucks

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Golfer on Football Pitch

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

The Dangers of Snooker.

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.