Sporting Mishaps Enthusiast Gifts

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I'll need a three iron."

Discus accidents.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Golfer on Football Pitch

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

This sucks

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.