Golf Misadventures T-Shirts

Hole in forty-seven.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Golf is Life (his).'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

Golfing Accident

Practical Yolkers.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

Man pelted with golf balls.

Bah Humbug!

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'Fore!'

3 pictures 1)golfer swinging 2) ball hits tree and hits golfer 3) golfer calls out "Fore!"

"What do you think about the approach on this one? A Miller #3 blade or a Marley #4?"

Bird perched on top of a putter.

You'll knock 'em dead at that outdoor sports event this weekend.

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

Golf Teacher