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"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Hole in forty-seven.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Neanderthal Golf.

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Just Married.

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

The game requires no great physical strength...

"No, not yet."

"It's hard to say if your game is improving, but that's definitely the first divot-in-one I've ever seen."

"5 shots. That's about Jim's par for this hole."

Man pelted with golf balls.

'Sorry about that. Put my golf gloves on by mistake'

'Arnold became suspicious when Bessie kept hitting balls into the tall grass.'

'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'

Bah Humbug!

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."

"I tell you, ever since I admitted to number dyslexia, my handicap has gotten better!"