Golf Misadventurer T-Shirts

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Hole in forty-seven.

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.