Golf Misadventurer Prints

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Hole in forty-seven.

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Not a happy camper.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."