Comedy Misadventurer Prints

Houdini's car keys.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'First time skiing?'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.