Diy Misadventurer Prints

"Why didn't you just let the guy at the tree lot drill the hole?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Face Painting.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Shelf on an elf

Parisian Misguided Tours.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'