Diy Misadventurer Pillows

"Why didn't you just let the guy at the tree lot drill the hole?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Pea green

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Face Painting.

Please use another building entirely

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Shelf on an elf

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'