Diy Misadventure Fan Pillows

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

A crab with a utility knife claw

Desert Island Mishap

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Pea green

A cock up of builders

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Face Painting.

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"Travel changed me."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Closet.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'First time skiing?'

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Decorative Evidence

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

'Yes, Grandad's busy decorating the tree.'