Diy Disaster Fan Pillows

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

Desert Island Mishap

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

A cock up of builders

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

A botched home improvement job.

Now! That's very good sweety!

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.