Diy Misadventure Fan Mugs

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Desert Island Mishap

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

A cock up of builders

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Face Painting.

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"Travel changed me."

Closet.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'First time skiing?'

How to make your own snickers bar

I told you I lost it in the sun.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

Decorative Evidence

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"