Mountain Retreat Dreamers Mugs

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

SPOONING CACTI

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Swamp gas

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Just junk mail."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

"Can I see your license Sir?"