Mountain Retreat Dreamers Prints

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

SPOONING CACTI

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Swamp gas

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

"Just junk mail."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'