Garden Feature Lover T-Shirts

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Botany Baby!

Taking it easy

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Mantis Love

Beginning Yarder.

Nature Lovers

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

Victorian Garden Romance

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."