Garden Feature Lover Pillows

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Botany Baby!

Taking it easy

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

A gap between the solar panels

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Victorian Garden Romance

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Sculpture