Garden Mischief Lover T-Shirts

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

Botany Baby!

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

The Tooth Ferret

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Halloween health & safety.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Victorian Garden Romance

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Sculpture

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Butterfly

Monty Don

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"Who made this mess?"