Pollen Police Gifts

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Just Stop Boil

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Cow Pollen

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

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"No, I said 'sit'."

"Here's Pollen!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Hell for Bees.'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile waste dump."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"How were the first few sips?"

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'